BMW drivers are asshats.

"BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather" (bugeyedacura) 08/19/2013 at 18:55 • Filed to: None

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Some fucktwat in a 535 just opened their car door into my car, hard. The only reason I didn't slit his throat is because I had my wheels cut and he hit my tire instead of the paint.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/19/2013 at 19:03

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I'm honestly surprised here because most Bimmer drivers actually care for their car-which is why they take up two spots in any parking lot. Most are careful to avoid dings.

People suck.

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/19/2013 at 19:06

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He's an old fucker who doesn't deserve his fucking car, or his legs for that matter.

GasolineLollipop > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/19/2013 at 20:13

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You should cut his valve stems off. That'll teach that old fart.

gutenmorgene30 > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/19/2013 at 20:37

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To be honest man, you sound like a bit of an asshat. As much as I love my car, I would never turn to violence because someone opened their door into my car.

Take the aggression down a notch

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > GasolineLollipop 08/19/2013 at 20:44

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Shoulda! And emptied his blinker fluid!

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > gutenmorgene30 08/19/2013 at 20:48

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It wasnt that it happened. It was that he saw my car, did it, then walked off without so much as a "sorry". It seriously isn't even about the car. It's about him being a shitty human being taking up air someone else could be breathing.

bourgeoisie > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/19/2013 at 21:49

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Violence is for defending your person or another, not to preserve your material obsessions.

GasolineLollipop > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/20/2013 at 08:44

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Now thats over the line.

LumberJunk > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/20/2013 at 10:34

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maybe an accident? He hit your tire? so no damage?

Honestly I don't know of anyone who would wait around for the owner only to tell them that they hit their rubber tire with their door and left no damage.

What do you mean by wheels cut? There's so much I don't understand here

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LumberJunk 08/20/2013 at 11:22

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My wheels were turned out so they protruded out and saved him from hitting my paint/ fender. And I didn't wait around. He literally did it right after we pulled into the spot.

LumberJunk > BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather 08/20/2013 at 11:39

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oh damn, yeah that's a dick move on his part since you were RIGHT there. I'd feel awful if I hit someone's car, especially if they were there. I'd be so embarrassed.

I would have followed him for the purpose of forcing him to acknowledge his fault and apologize for it. followed by a good gut punch, jk

BugEyedBimmer - back in the Saddle Dakota Leather > LumberJunk 08/20/2013 at 13:46

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Well I was right behind him in line. And me and my fiancé discussed the inhumanity and general doucheness of "that guy in the parking lot".